zeldathemes
The Next Great Adventure
Hey there!  I'm Sophie (cis, she/her), and thank you for visiting my blog!  Most of my blog is just stuff I find funny, along with some X-Men(Wolverine is my spirit animal), Harry Potter, Marvel, Supernatural, and Doctor Who.  Please do not hesitate to talk to me or unload your problems on me.  I'm always willing to listen!


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scienceslut:

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

Sounds like you party like a bitch.

scienceslut:

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

Sounds like you party like a bitch.

  #tsk tsk    #and nobody likes people who party like a bitch    #excuse queue  

mermeme:

mermeme:

can you guys help me with this spot the difference? its really hard :/

IM GOING TO NEED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WITH THE SHADE BEING THROWN HERE

  #hA    #nash grier    #what a scumbag    #ugjhg douchebag extraordinaire    #excuse queue  

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

  #rude    #lol    #text  

arrogantbullyingtoerag:

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she helped first years find their way.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she pursed her lips in just the right way when second years tripped over each other in the halls—and escorted them to the Infirmary besides.

  #no    #i was not expecting this    #i do not need these feelings nonononono    #shit shit shit    #hp    #crying    #minerva mcgonagall  

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

  #it's truuuuuue    #50 shades of grey    #what a fucking shitty series  
allthingshyper:

ionosphere-negate:

le-claire-de-lune:

crowdog66:

smellslikegirlriot:

If you are reading this, thank this woman. Her name is Grace Hopper, and she is one of the most under appreciated computer scientists ever. You think Gates and Jobs were cool? THIS WOMAN WORKED ON COMPUTERS WHEN THEY TOOK UP ROOMS. She invented the first compiler, which is a program that translates a computer language like Java or C++ into machine code, called assembly, that can be read by a processor. Every single program you use, every OS and server, was made possible by her first compiler.

Spread the word! (Although I’ll bet there are still some dudebros out there who’ll claim she’s a “fake geek”…)

Favorite fact: She coined the term “debugging” when they had to remove an moth (an actual, living moth) that had gotten trapped in the Mark II computer at Harvard University in 1947. While referring to glitches as bugs existed before, she brought the term into popularity. 

She also got the trend of personal computers going with her suggestion to the DoD to use more smaller units rather than one big one.

Please explain to me why I never knew about her before?

allthingshyper:

ionosphere-negate:

le-claire-de-lune:

crowdog66:

smellslikegirlriot:

If you are reading this, thank this woman. Her name is Grace Hopper, and she is one of the most under appreciated computer scientists ever. You think Gates and Jobs were cool? THIS WOMAN WORKED ON COMPUTERS WHEN THEY TOOK UP ROOMS. She invented the first compiler, which is a program that translates a computer language like Java or C++ into machine code, called assembly, that can be read by a processor. Every single program you use, every OS and server, was made possible by her first compiler.

Spread the word! (Although I’ll bet there are still some dudebros out there who’ll claim she’s a “fake geek”…)

Favorite fact: She coined the term “debugging” when they had to remove an moth (an actual, living moth) that had gotten trapped in the Mark II computer at Harvard University in 1947. While referring to glitches as bugs existed before, she brought the term into popularity. 

She also got the trend of personal computers going with her suggestion to the DoD to use more smaller units rather than one big one.

Please explain to me why I never knew about her before?

  #whoooooo    #yes    #badass ladies    #computer science  
hotdammysammy:

dumb-asses:

shakethestump:

twntydollarnosebleed:

stargatekitten:

walkingbitchfest:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched Dredd. I am going to die

Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed

Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewell sHIT


LUCY. I can unlock 100 percent of my brain suckas.

I’m a mutant this is so great

hotdammysammy:

dumb-asses:

shakethestump:

twntydollarnosebleed:

stargatekitten:

walkingbitchfest:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched Dredd. I am going to die

Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed

Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
well sHIT

LUCY. I can unlock 100 percent of my brain suckas.

I’m a mutant this is so great

  #yes    #xmen  
  #HA    #hp    #beautiful  

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

  #life goals  
First forget inspiration. Habit is more dependable. Habit will sustain you whether you’re inspired or not. Habit will help you finish and polish your stories. Inspiration won’t. Habit is persistence in practice.
Octavia E. Butler; Bloodchild and Other Stories (via writingweasels)
  #life advice    #motivation  

frank-e-shadow-tongue:

wrcsolace:

lovelyandbrown:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

Holy schnikes.

Now let’s just unpack who is “conventionally attractive”

^^^^^^^

  #technically it's evolutionary    #though you would think we'd have evolved enough to see beyond physical appearance    #meh    #humans    #society  
the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

  #I SAW THIS BEFORE I JOINED TUMBLR AND HAVE WAITED A YEAR TO FIND IT    #holy shit    #lmao    #r-money    #i love it    #lmaaaooooooooo    #excuse my enthusiasm sorry    #ha    #love    #mitt romney  

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

  #vines    #love    #this is so great    #excuse queue  

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

  #loving all this 50 shades hate thank    #gah i fucking hate it so much    #ggrrrrrrr    #:/    #50 shades of grey    #shitty shitty series    #'books' more like shitty fanfiction    #except literally    #excuse queue  

earthdad:

i am as old as the characters in High School Musical and that truly scares me

  #*whispers*    #oh my god    #holy shit    #no    #hsm    #lmao    #text