if your BAC is over 0.6% you die
Sounds like you party like a bitch.
can you guys help me with this spot the difference? its really hard :/
IM GOING TO NEED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WITH THE SHADE BEING THROWN HERE
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
If you are reading this, thank this woman. Her name is Grace Hopper, and she is one of the most under appreciated computer scientists ever. You think Gates and Jobs were cool? THIS WOMAN WORKED ON COMPUTERS WHEN THEY TOOK UP ROOMS. She invented the first compiler, which is a program that translates a computer language like Java or C++ into machine code, called assembly, that can be read by a processor. Every single program you use, every OS and server, was made possible by her first compiler.
Spread the word! (Although I’ll bet there are still some dudebros out there who’ll claim she’s a “fake geek”…)
Favorite fact: She coined the term “debugging” when they had to remove an moth (an actual, living moth) that had gotten trapped in the Mark II computer at Harvard University in 1947. While referring to glitches as bugs existed before, she brought the term into popularity.
She also got the trend of personal computers going with her suggestion to the DoD to use more smaller units rather than one big one.
Please explain to me why I never knew about her before?
I am the Beastmaster.
It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.
The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.
IM GONNA WRECK IT
'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE
HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO
I watched Dredd. I am going to die
Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed
Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
LUCY. I can unlock 100 percent of my brain suckas.
I’m a mutant this is so great
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
Now let’s just unpack who is “conventionally attractive”
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
this always makes me laugh lmfao
oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day
That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink